Added: Shakira Spillers - Date: 17.11.2021 13:05 - Views: 43443 - Clicks: 5129
Don't get me wrong: Courtesy trims are above-board.
Light manscaping, I can rally behind. No one likes an overgrown bush you have to navigate through blindly to get to the goods. Put the razor away! I'm begging you.
The pre-pubescent look is distracting A few years ago, I hooked up with a dude who was a hard 9. He was tall, super-fit, and Jewish. It was all so unexpected and strange. And I had a problem with it. I have so many questions, so many unanswered queries that I want to voice. But I didn't dare bring it up, as I didn't want to offend him. I mean, if a guy asked me about my unsavory hair situation, I would definitely be offended.
Why do you do this? Over Manscaper, why do you do this? Why do you take the time to shave your pubes down to this stubbly mess? They're too coarse to ever be completely smooth, and the stubble is giving me a rash. Who are you shaving for? Do you enjoy being hair-free, or is this something you think I want?
If you like hairlessness, great. I have no issue with your naked balls if you truly love them. However, I highly doubt you bent into an unfathomable yoga pose to clean-shave your balls, with a straight razor, for your own enjoyment. No, you definitely did that because you thought it was what I wanted. How do you not hurt yourself? Balls are so delicate. A razor should be nowhere near them. How do you manage to stretch them to the point where they can even be shaved?
I feel like your hands would be shaking like crazy given the pressure. And what if you slipped? Or your hand twitched? You're one bad shaving calamity away from the ER, having to explain that you were in the midst of impersonating a porn-star when tragedy struck. That does NOT sound fun. Did someone tell you this was a good idea?
Assuming makes an ass of you and me, remember? At the end of the day, I do appreciate the effort.
Thank you for going through such mystifying effort to please me, however misguided. But don't do it on my -- pubes should really be about you. Your pubes should really be however you want them to be! Of course, if this is all for you, then you go right ahead, Mr. Over Manscaping Man. You do you. Guys, there is really nothing creepier than a dude who shaves his entire junk. I feel like your hands would be shaking like crazy given the pressure And what if you slipped? If your balls are as naked as a bald eagle, she's got a problem with that.
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