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You may cry silent tears, but don't make any noise or there will be consequences. Attire is often a tool of patriarchy and used to inculcate and enforce male hegemony. Plaything is dressed as one of the archetypes, the French Maid. Implicitly, the costume suggests the role of master or in this case mistress and servant. Does the master like his pretty uniform? Twirl for us, precious. Note how the lace mimics a confection making the maid a morsel to be enjoyed at will by the superior.

See how the crinoline petticoats flair to Ladies seeking sex Morton a peek of panty in front and back. This exposes the subordinate to touching, caressing and pinching, whether invited or not. Also consider how the buckled ankle strap symbolizes a bound and helpless state.

This symbolism of restraint is echoed in the lace choker, playing the role of a collar ready for the leash. Plaything, please remove the apron, dress and petticoat. No, sweety, leave the maid's cap and lace choker on. You look so yummy. We turn now to the undergarments as expressions of gender hegemony. Begin with the panties which have been pulled on over the garter belt and stockings.

This facilitates removal to allow the superior to explore and amuse herself in front - or behind - as she pleases. And of course, lace takes center stage once more. But it's now time to explore grooming as a tool of gender oppression. Plaything, please remove your panty. Grooming of the oppressed party demonstrates hegemony from head to toe focusing on themes of immaturity and hence Ladies seeking sex Morton of control and an invitation to sexual penetration. Immaturity is obvious in the total body waxing. The smoothness both suggests the helpless state of a young child but also removes the secondary characteristics of in this case erroneous masculinity.

Desire for sexual penetration is obvious in the scarlet lipstick which clearly reference the engorged labia of feminine arousal. Lick your lips for the class, precious. Next we come to the fun part, hegemony in sex practices. Themes of maturity and control are reflected in the use of discipline and spanking in sex play.

Please form two lines, one on each side of our slaveboy, and take turns spanking his pretty bottom. Feel free as you spank to pinch and explore the smoothness where wax has left him hairless. Well that was fun and the copious tears did remain relatively silent. Here Pet, blow your nose on the pretty hanky you brought. Now I think it's time for Plaything to show us all the role of painted lips in gender stratification sex play.

Plaything, please demonstrate fellatio on this lifelike phallus. Pay attention, girls, he's quite an expert. The receipt of pleasure by being penetrated is a hallmark of what society falsely deems submissive sexuality. In reality we know it's delicious and Plaything couldn't agree more lubing a vibrator with a curved tip before Plaything's wide eyed dismay.

Plaything, please continue your fellatio, face the class and bend well forward at the waist. Make rotating eye contact with each girl in turn. Sigmund Freud posited the superiority of the penetration based vaginal orgasm over the clitoral orgasm audibly turning on the vibrator. Think of the prostate as the male G-spot. Will someone please open this gay porno magazine in a position to capture any lewd emissions that may occur.

That's right, Love, maintain eye contact with the girls as well as the creativity and technique of your fellatio despite the slow circles I'm making on your sensitive gland Well, I suppose that was to be expected. Look at the volume of your yummy discharge. Class, I will conclude by combining two elements of gender oppression: the male appetite for voyeuristic appreciation of female homosexuality and what is vulgarly described as swallowing.

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